Continue New Game Plus the Last of Us
'O K, Dad, this is an incredible essay on the effects of grief and grey morality in a postapocalyptic society," says the eldest child, AKA the millennial. "It's got proper female characters, progressive takes on sexuality and tonnes of rain."
"They've made a video game of The Handmaid's Tale?"
"No, Dad. It's The Last of Us. Don't worry. It's still a zombie shooter. And both games have the best ending ever."
Now she has my interest. Video game endings fascinate me, because my generation started out with arcade games that didn't have them. Pac-Man kept eating dots and chasing ghosts and the Space Invaders kept coming, wave after incessant wave. The first arcade game that had an actual ending was Dragon's Lair and nobody actually saw that because it was so hard to complete.
I have a tough start with The Last of Us because I hate games where you search for stuff in every room of a house. I spend my normal life doing that with car keys and headphones. I want games where you walk into a room and all the objects get sucked into a magic pocket. But that isn't realistic, I hear you cry. Well, neither is only being able to carry three shivs in a world where, despite the zombie apocalypse, cargo pants clearly still exist.
I also hate any form of crafting, because that was what my generation had to do for "fun" as kids before we had video games. Whether it's smoke bombs from sugar and explosives or a set of Action Man drawers from matchboxes, it's all boring to me.
"Keep going," I tell myself. "The millennial says it's got the best ending ever."
Throughout the first chapter of Joel and Ellie's jaunt across a post-infected US I keep trying to guess what this great ending will be. Maybe Ellie isn't immune to infection after all? Maybe Joel is her real father? Maybe they're both unwitting participants in some reality TV show, I'm Infected Get Me Out of Here?
As you will all know by now – and if you've yet to play The Last of Us then please stop reading – the ending has Joel murder a perfectly innocent and well-intentioned doctor who wants to cut Ellie open to find a cure that will save humanity. But Joel has no truck with utilitarian philosophy, because Ellie has now become a replacement for the daughter he lost. So, he disregards mankind's future and, by stopping the operation, effectively murders the entire human race (alongside a whole hospital's worth of doctors).
"Why does he do that?" I asked the millennial, in one of many fantastic discussions we had about the game.
"Because he's a white male," came the answer, because it's 2022 and she's in her 20s. And maybe she's right. Either way it is a jaw-dropping, supremely brave ending and the terrific Left Behind side-story also brought the feels.
So, when it came to The Last of Us Part 2, I was beyond excited. Fifty million hours later I was beyond disappointed.
Don't get me wrong, the millennial nailed it when she said it was a great exploration of the effects of grief and grey morality. But after spending the whole game switching between two strong female characters (literally, have you seen Abby's arms?) and contrasting factional creeds, you have the final confrontation. They fight. And … they both live. And go their separate ways. The only real damage is Ellie losing a couple of fingers, and the game portrays the worst consequence of this as not being able to play guitar any more. Seriously? That's the biggest drawback to being fingerless in a zombie apocalypse? The first game ended with Joel murdering an entire civilisation, the second ends with Ellie murdering one song on a guitar. It's a scene you might have found in The Secret of Monkey Island. It's hilarious.
The Last of Us Part 2 leaves us with exactly the same non-ending as those original arcade games. Ellie and Abby will go on killing to keep their respective postapocalyptic factions going, both driven by the grief of murdered loved ones. They are both trapped, endlessly chasing ghosts. Sounds familiar…
The millennial says this shows there are no winners when it comes to revenge. I say they want both protagonists alive for The Last of Us 3. It's a cynical cop out. But then, The Last of Us Part 2 is a game that features the most cynical scene ever, where apropos of nothing, after genuinely bravura portrayals of women, transgender and gay characters, alpha female Abby suddenly gets rogered from behind by some guy. It happens out of nowhere. The game spends umpteen hours portraying progressive sexuality, and then it's like some marketing man decided they needed to toss the incels a piece of red meat to stop them hate-bombing all over 4chan (which didn't work). It is easily the most gratuitous bit of nudity I have ever seen in games, and I have played The Witcher 3. The rogerer in question even has a girlfriend. Who is pregnant. Way to shit on a sister, Abby.
"It's basically Pac-Man with gratuitous boobs," I say to my eldest, who sighs and pours herself a large cup of coffee. This will be another long discussion.
Source: https://www.theguardian.com/games/2022/jan/27/now-that-ive-finally-played-the-last-of-us-who-wants-to-talk-about-that-ending